35? I have been looking forward
 To you for many years now
 So much so that
 I feel you and I are old
 Friends and so on this day, 35
 I propose a toast to
 Me and You
 35? From this day on
 I swear before the bountiful
 Osiris that
 If I ever
 If I EVER
 Try to bring out the
 Best in folks again I
 Want somebody to take me
 Outside and kick me up and
 Down the sidewalk or
 Sit me in a corner with a
 Funnel on my head
 Make me as hard as a rock
 35, like the fellow in
 The story about the
 Big one that got away
 Let me laugh my head off
 With Moby Dick as we reminisce
 About them suckers who went
 Down with the Pequod
 35? I ain’t been mean enough
 Make me real real mean
 Mean as old Marie rolling her eyes
 Mean as the town Bessie sings about
 “Where all the birds sing bass”
 35? Make me Tennessee mean
 Cobra mean
 Cuckoo mean
 Injun mean
 Dracula mean
 Beethovenian-brows mean
 Miles Davis mean
 Don’t-offer-assistance-when
 Quicksand-is-tugging-some-poor
 Dope-under-mean
 Pawnbroker mean
 Pharaoh mean
 That’s it, 35
 Make me Pharaoh mean
 Mean as can be
 Mean as the dickens
 Meaner than mean
 When I walk down the street
 I want them to whisper
 There goes Mr. Mean
 “He’s double mean
 He even turned the skeletons
 In his closet out into
 The cold”
 And 35?
 Don’t let me trust anybody
 Over Reed but
 Just in case
 Put a tail on that
 Negro too
 February 22, 1973



















Comment form: