Just look, ’tis quarter past six, love—
 And not even the fires are caught;
 Well, you know I must be at the office—
 But, as usual, the breakfast ’ll be late.
 Now hurry and wake up the children;
 And dress them as fast as you can;
 ‘Poor dearies,’ I know they’ll be tardy,
 Dear me, ‘what a slow, poky man!’
 Have the tenderloin broiled nice and juicy—
 Have the toast browned and buttered all right;
 And be sure you settle the coffee:
 Be sure that the silver is bright.
 When ready, just run up and call me—
 At eight, to the office I go,
 Lest poverty, grim, should o’ertake us—
 ‘’Tis bread and butter,’ you know.
 The bottom from stocks may fall out,
 My bonds may get below par;
 Then surely, I seldom could spare you
 A nickel, to buy a cigar.
 All ready? Now, while I am eating,
 Just bring up my wheel to the door;
 Then wash up the dishes; and, mind now,
 Have dinner promptly at four;
 For tonight is our Woman’s Convention,
 And I am to speak first, you know—
 The men veto us in private,
 But in public they shout, ‘That’s so.’
 So ‘by-by’ – In case of a rap, love,
 Before opening the door, you must look;
 O! how could a civilized woman
 Exist, without a man cook.




















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